February 2012
49 posts
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
When the teacher asks for a volunteer. →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
The funniest blog ever!!!
ON THE NEWS JUST NOW: CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING LESS... →
wowfunniestposts:
my parents are looking at me right now, like:
me:
The funniest blog ever!!!
When you see an actor on tv and you try to... →
wowfunniestposts:
The funniest blog ever!!!
What did the letter O say to Q? →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
Laughter is the best medicine
The world says, 'This is love.' :)
But GOD says, ‘THIS is love.’
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. (1 Corinthians 13:6-8)
Just because lips have met doesn’t mean hearts have joined. (I Kissed Dating Goodbye)
Sayangin mo na ang isang buong taon.
beben-eleben:
Huwag na huwag lang ang isang buong pagkakataon.
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
God knows what he does.
January 2012
169 posts
